Just taking a little time off. In September I'll be having lots and lots of unpleasant scans and invasive, painful procedures, so I'm sure I'll have plenty to complain about then. Right now it's just my ridiculous spray-on tan, which looks as though I lay out in the sun after leaving odd stencils all over my legs.
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August 16, 2007
Submissions
- 37. Overseas Production
- 36. Restaurant Review: My Mother's Kitchen Confidential
- 35. The Real Me
- 34. My Fake Romances
- 33. Scarsdale Nursery School News - X
- 32. Highlights From the Gardening Column
- 31. My Life: The Television Without Pity Recap
- 30. Modern Love: Feline Groovy
- 29. No Princesses Allowed
- 28. Diary of a Desperate Housewife
- 27. Competitve Parenting's Bad Mother of the Year Award
- 26. My Shih-Tzu's Eyes Are Nothing Like the Sun
- 25. Vows: To Have and to Hold
- 24. The Ethicist: A Hummer of a Problem - X
- 23. Lives: Our None Too Perfect Child
- 22. Lives: Tripping the Kitchen Fantastic
- 21. Requesting the Honor of Your Presence
- 20. Kissing John McPhee
- 19. New Charity Wristbands
- 18. Donald Rumsfeld Hit by Cupid's Arrow - X
- 17. Extreme Winnie-the-Pooh UNO!
- 16. Jerry Orbach Crosses Over - X
- 15. Many Happy Returns - X
- 14. An Open Letter to the New Yorker's Shouts & Murmurs Editor(s)
- 13. I'll Be Clay for Christmas - X
- 12. Proust Questionnaire - X
- 11. Christmas Cancelled Due to Low-Carb Dieting Craze, Possible Elf Unionization - X
- 10. Season's Greetings (Wink!) - X
- 9. Even More Cabinet Resignations Expected
- 8. The Twelve Steps - X
- 7. Things That Might Actually Happen Now That the Red Sox Have Won the World Series
- 6. Modest Options to Consider if George W. Bush Is “Re”-Elected - X
- 5. The Rest of Us
- 4. Killing Me Softly
- 3. Where I Was Between 1972 & 1973
- 2. Oops! My Mom Called the Lawyer Again
- 1. Upcoming Reality Television Pilots
